Chat Abbreviations

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Chat Abkürzungs-Lexikon

oder wie man seinem Gegner lächelnd die Zähne zeigt

gesammelt, erstellt und erprobt von Ulrike Klopp und Jan Rimmek

Deutscher Teil

Abk. Erklärung
===~~~ ich geh jetzt eine Rauchen
@->-->--- Ich schenk' Dir eine Rose
3n nie, niemals, nirgendwo
adAadS aus den Augen aus dem Sinn
aGa aus gegebenen Anlaß
As Ansichtssache
bb bye bye
BbB Bis bald Baby
bd bis dann
BF Blödfrau
bg bis gestern
biepM bis in ein paar Monaten
bhb bis hoffentlich bald
bl bitte lächeln
BM Blödmann
bm bis morgen
bs bis später
buem bis übermorgen
bwai bis wann auch immer
Bwd Bin wieder da
BwD Bin wieder Daheim
bznFt bis zum nächsten Friseurtermin
DaM Denk an Murphy
DbeL Du bist ein Lügner
DK Dummkopf
dg dumm gelaufen
dddg dumm, dumm, dumm gelaufen
Dn DU nervst
dnf da nicht für (spez. für Osnabrücker)
eidU erwarte immer das Unmögliche
F? Freunde ?
FiB Flugzeuge im Bauch
FF Fiel Fergnügen
*fg* frech grins
FoF Freund oder Feind
FW Frohe Weihnachten
GB! Genau, Baby!
ggg ganzgrossgrins
giE ganz im Ernst
gn8 Gute Nacht
gngn "geht nicht" gib's nicht
GR Guten Rutsch
GuK Gruß und Kuß
gzT geh' zum Teufel!
hd halte durch
hddMa heul doch den Mond an
HDL hab Dich lieb
hdgdl hab dich ganz doll lieb
HDGDLFIUE hab dich ganz doll lieb für immer und ewig
hdgdlufmdzt hab dich ganz doll lieb und freu mich dich zu treffen
ian ich auch nicht
iAmiDn im Augenblick mag ich dich noch
Ibnb Ich bin nicht blöd!
iha ich H A S S E Abkürzungen
IhDl Ich hab Dich lieb
ihkBm ich hab keinen Bock mehr
IlD Ich liebe Dich
isDinL ich sehe Dich im nächsten Leben
iim irren ist männlich
iwbDgb ich warte bis Du groß bist
jon jetzt oder nie
kc Keine Chance
kgw komme gleich wieder
kK kein Kommentar
KK Krach und Kaos
Kluges Kerlchen
kLm keine Lust mehr
kP kein Problem
KoZ Kopf oder Zahl?
kSf können Schweine fliegen
kv kannste vergessen
kw kann weg
ldvH lies das verdammte Handbuch
lG liebe Grüße
lmiF laß mich in Frieden
ltab lieber tot als blöd
LZ Lebenszeichen
mfG mit freundlichen Grüßen
mit feindlichen Grüßen
mWn meines Wissens nach
n8 Nacht!
nn nichts Neues
PP persönliches Pech
pwuhL paßt, wackelt und hat Luft
QG Quälgeist
QK Quatschkopf
QmS Quatsch mit Sauce
rfdI reif für die Insel
RK Retour-Kutsche
sdedg schön das es Dich gibt
Sfh Schluß für heute
SHR Süßholzraspler
SKWmDBb Spinnen, Kröten Würmer mögen Dein Bett besiedeln
smd sei meine Diät
SminAK Schau mir in die Augen Kleines
smn schlag mich nicht
SmPb Sei mein Punchingball
snn sag niemals nie
SP Sendepause
TD Trau Dich
tD Tu Du's
telebim Telefongespräch auf der anderen Leitung
tf total fies
TkFüW Trau keiner Frau übern Weg
TkMüW Trau keinem Mann übern Weg
tnDP traue nie Deinem PC
ToT Total oberaffengeile Tussie
TT Tussi Terminator
uU unter Umständen
uwwi und was weiss ich
vaT völlig anderes Thema
WasA Warte auf schnelle Antwort
wbigb warte bis ich groß bin
WC wohl caum ;-)
WE Wochenende!!!
Wii? Wieso immer ich?
wkisbs wie konnte ich so blöd sein
ww wer weiß
wz willkommen zurück
Y! Typisch MANN!
zbV zum besonderen Vergnügen
zK zum Kotzen
zlZ zärtlich liebevolle Zuwendung
ZuP Zuckerbrot und Peitsche
zZ zur Zeit


International / English Part

Abk. Erklärung
{8[=] sender is a monster that will eat you ...
:-O hbtu o-: we all singin': Happy birthday to ...
2d to delete
2d4 to die for
2g4u too good for you
2l8 too late
4e forever
4uo for you only
4yeo for your eyes only
a/s/l age/sex/location
aak asleep at keyboard
adn any day now
afaik as far as I know
afk away from the keyboard
aisi as I see it
aiui as I understand it
aka also known as
alol actually laughing out loud
aml all my love
asap as soon as possible
at always tomorrow
atm at the moment
atw at the weekend
awgthtgtata Are we going to have to go through all this again
awhfy Are we having fun yet?
awl (awol) absent without leave
ayor at your own risc
b4 before
bbb bye bye baby
bb4e bye bye for ever
bbfallt bye bye for a long long time
bbfn bye bye for now
bbiab be back in a bit
bbl be back later
bbsl be back sooner or later
bcdhm be careful, don't hurt me
bcnu be seein' you
bh blockhead
bion believe it or not
bmhwb be my hot-water bottle
bmor be mine or run
bnscd but now something completely different
brb be right back
btobd be there or be dead
btw by the way
bukt(a) but you knew that (already)
cb Ciao Bella/Bello
cf constant fury
ciao ital. bye bye
cibm? could it be magic?
cm call me
cmiiw correct me if I'm wrong
cmm change(d) my mind
cnrbe could never resist blue eyes
cofr cry out for revenge
cpf can pigs fly?
cs como siempre
cu see you
cuial see you in another live
cul, cyl see you later
cu nitl see you - not in this life
cum change your mind
cus see you soon
cut see you tomorrow
cuttl crawling under the table laughing
dae dreams are empty
dak dead at keyboard
diik damned if I know
dk don't know
dlg devilish little grin
dlmbm don't let me be misunterstood
dluvm(t) don't like you very much (today)
dom dirty old man
dpwm don't play with me
dsh desperately seeking help
dtrt do the right thing
dur? Do you remember?
duswic do you see what I see
dwbh don't worry be happy
dwim do what I mean
dwimnwis do what I mean, not what I say
E2EG ear to ear grin
eod end of discussion
eol end of lecture
F2F face to face
fawc for anyone who cares
FDROTFL falling down, rolling on the floor laughing
flch feels like coming home
fmm fresh my mind
FN Feliz Navidad
foac fall over and cry
FOTCL falling off the chair laughing
ftl faster than light
fud fear, uncertainty and doubt
fwiw for what it's worth
fya for your amusement
fye for your entertainment
fyi for your information
g grin (usually typed <g>)
ga go ahead
gaga go amused, go amazed
galgal give a little, get a little
gbh great big hug
gf good feelings
gh go home
gigo garbage in, garbage out
giwist Grrr, I wish I'd said that
glgh good luck and good hunting
gliw got lost in web
gok God only knows
gooml get out of my life
gowi get on with it
gr8 great
h2cus hope to see you soon
hak hugs and kisses
halatnm have a look at the next mail
hand have a nice day
hant have a nice time
hf have fun
hhoj Ha Ha only joking
hih hope it helps
hsik how should I know
hth hope that helps!
huh hate you, honey
humm hope you miss me
hummb hope you miss my beasties
iaal I am a lawyer
iac in any case
ic I see
icocbw I could of course be wrong
idbi I don't believe it
idk I don't know
idts I don't think so
Igtp I got the power
iha I H A T E Abbreviations
iituwimiwhtku if I tell you what it means, I will have to kill you
iituwimwubmad if I tell you what it means, will you buy me a drink?
iitrt it is the right time
ihu I hate you
ilu ??? (never used, we only need ihu)
il2sus I like to see you speechless
imi I mean it
imho in my humble opinion
imnsho in my not so humble opinion
impov in my point of view
ianal I am not a lawyer
iow in other words
irl in real life
isbt It's strange but true
ishbab I should have bought a book
itsfwi if the shoe fits, wear it
iuswim if you see what I mean
iwbni it would be nice if
j4i just for information
j4f just for fun
jad just another day
jam just a minute
jas just a second
jas just another story
jaua just another useless answer
jj just joking
kc keep cool
khuf Know how you feel
kiss keep it simple, stupid
kms killing me softly
kwim? Know what I mean?
L&K Love and kisses
l8r later
lamacmc look at me and see me crying
lg lovely greetings
LL&P Live long and in prosper
lmao laughing my ass off
lof lots of fun
lol laughing out loud
luta let us talk again
MC Merry Christmas
mcaahny Merry Christmas and a happy new year
mcibtu my computer is better than yours
mhdc (a) my hard disk crashed (again)
mg many greetings
mm mail me
mp my point!
mtfbwu may the force be with you
mu miss you
muuuhhh miss you very much
(the special version of the authors)
muvm miss you very much
mymb miss your morning beasties
n4e never for ever
na no access
nalopkt not a lot of people know that
nbbbha non-blonde but blue haired angel
nc no comment
ncnl new channel new luck
nehw no enjoyment, hard work
nes never ending story
nino no input, no output
nn nothing new
no4c not only for cows (see also: mu, ...)
np no problem
nrn no reply necessary
nrp no reply, please
nsn never say never
nt no trust
ntdwbe never trust devils with blue eyes
nth no therapy helpful
nu need you
nwo no way out
o4u only for you
oic oh, I see
onna Oh no, not again
onnta Oh no, not this again
oo over and out
oosoom out of sight, out of mind
otoh on the other hand
otw2h* on the way to heaven
otw2h^^ on the way to hell
pc private chat
piaS play it again Sam
pmigbom put mind in gear before opening mouth
pov point of view
pwduc's people who don't use computers
pyabtrl put your ass back to real life
raebnc read and enjoyed, but no comment
rip rest in peace
rl real life
rlad read, laugh and die
rotfl rolling on the floor laughing
rotflmao rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
rtdm read the damned manual
RTFM read the f**g manual
rtwfq read the whole f**** question
ruok are you ok?
sc stay cool
scnr sorry, could not resist
sed said enough Darling
sfete Smiling from ear to ear
SFMJI Sorry for my jumping in
sitd still in the dark
slfn so long for now
snief sender needs immediately example for ...
snu sender needs you
sol sooner or later
shit out (of) luck
(the American Version)
SSSL&P Sleep sweet strong long and in prosper
swht sweet heart
t+ think positive
tabyas thinking all but you are stupid?
taf that's all folks
tafn, ta4n that's all for now
tanj there ain't no justice
tcb trouble came back
tcs take care sweetheart
tfs three finger salute (CTRL-ALT-DEL)
tgif thanks god its Friday
tia thanks in advance
time tears in my eyes
tig this is great
tinwis that is not what I said
tld the little devil
tmg tu me gusta
tms touch my soul
touwg turn off your wicked games
toy thinking of you
tp turn pale
trdmc tears running down my cheeks
tsr totally stupid rules
tt till tomorrow
tttac the times they are changing
ttyl (ttul) talk to you later
tuvm thank you very much
twiu that's what I understand
uad you are drunk
uasv you are so vain
ubd user brain damage
udum you don't understand me
ugi You got it
ummc you make me crazy
unast you need a special training
uok? are you ok?
uwc you will see
w4u waiting for you
wab what about breakfast?
waef when all else fails
wb welcome back
WE! WeekEnd!
wisp winning is so pleasureable
wisky why I should kill you
wk who knows
wmrs write me real soon
wsitu? why shall I trust you?
wt without thinking
wttm without thinking too much
wuwh wish you were here
y! typically male
yafiygi you ask for it, you got it
2bctnd to be continued